Addictionary

Years and years ago, my brother and I came up with The Addictionary. We had plans to make up as many words as possible and publish this fun book. The title was even one of those words...a dictionary you can add words to.

Rib-tickling fun, eh?

Yeah, well, others stole our idea.

Still, they didn't steal our fabulous words. And I'll share a few of them with you.

Phlooge: (noun/verb)  to stick one's head (particularly a dog) out of a window of a moving vehicle.

ex. "Did you catch that sweet phlooge? His lips were flapping and everything!" OR "My dog likes to phlooge."

Extreme phlooging involves the full body, such as dogs in a pickup truck or on a motorcycle.

Debilerate: (verb) a combination of the words deliberate and debilitate. Essentially, arguing until one is stupid.

Adhese: (verb) To stick an object to another using an adhesive. (The real word is adhere, but we use adhesive, so where does that "r" come from?)

Engulge: (verb) To engulf with a very viscous substance

Bruff:  (verb)  Contraction of “brush off”

Scrungy:  (noun)  A grungy scrunchie (pony tail holder), such as one might find in the bottom of a lost and found bin.

Obulous:  (adjective)  Very messy.

Rantitative:  (adjective) To be in the act of ranting

Ragitated:  (adjective) Very angry and agitated

Franticity: (noun) The state of feeling frantic

These are just a few examples of some great words that should exist. Do you have any you'd add?